FOTO FUMETTIS

You know 'em, you love 'em, you can't live without 'em. Actual pictures from actual photographers with actual fake captions.



"A duck like that you don't eat all at once."




Global warming has its positive aspects, says
Shakuntala Farquahr, seen here surfing just outside
of her home in Kabul, Afghanistan.




My first wife.




"Spank me! Beat me! Make me write signing statements!"




"If you believe in salmonella, clap your hands...."




"It's a message from the Tartaglias... Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."




FRONT ROW (L. TO R.): JFK, MRS. CONNALLY, MRS. KENNEDY.
BACK ROW (R. TO EXTREME R.): RICHARD NIXON, GERALD FORD,
NELSON ROCKEFELLER, GEORGE H.W. BUSH, GEORGE W. BUSH




Last week a model collapsed
and died onstage of anorexia
in Uruguay. Well, you go Uruguay
and I'll go mine.




SLR Cameras of the Gods?




Photographic proof that asshats live and walk among us.